I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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