I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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