we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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