Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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