thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I have fence marks all over my body
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