didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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