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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
