physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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