New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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