can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
