i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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