Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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