Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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