She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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