I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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