real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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