she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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