i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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