You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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