Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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