so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to have your abortion
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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