what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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