that's an acceptable place to lick
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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