im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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