Kareoke will never be a sober sport
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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