Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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