Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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