so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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