so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Panties = found
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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