Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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