You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
They have beer where we have blood.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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