so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We got so high we made milksteak
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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