You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Small penises have feelings too.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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