dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
organizing the empties. That sober.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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