Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
