he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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