WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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