So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to have your abortion
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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