i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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