She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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