butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i drank out of a bidet.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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