I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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