yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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