I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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