I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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