If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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