whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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