you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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