I think i sorta joined a cult last night
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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