I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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